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In an announcement on Amazon.com's front page this week, CEO Jeff Bezos declared Kindle—their handheld electronic reading device—to be an overwhelming success, unmatched since the dawn of time by any achievement in the universe. Dear Customers, begins the message from Bezos. We continue to be astonished at your insatiable hunger for Kindle: our earth-shattering nirvana delivery system. To date, we have sold more than three hundred Kindles for every man, woman, and child on planet Earth, the note continued, That's over two trillion Kindles in just six months.