Ronald Reagan Returns from Grave to Slam Republicans
Former President Ronald Reagan returned from the afterlife Wednesday to deliver a message to members of the Republican Party: You are the problem. In a blatant beyond-the-grave violation of the 11th commandment—thou shalt not speak ill of another Republican—a ghostly image of Reagan floated over his tomb at the Reagan Library in Simi Valley and launched into a two-hour tirade against the Republican party in general and a number of Republicans specifically. What the hell, guys, said the spectre, visibly agitated. How is it possible that so many of you can be claiming my legacy and yet continue to so dramatically screw things up?