The Many (Authorized) Uses for Q-tips
This morning as I was rigorously cleaning my ear canals with Q-tips, I made a rather alarming discovery on the box: Warning: Do not use swab in ear canal. Thankfully, I had just finished my fourth morning ear canal cleaning, so I was already prepped for the day before this distressing revelation. This left me with roughly twenty-three and a half hours to decide what to do now that I knew the shameful truth.