10 Reasons Seattle is Awesome and Should Never Ever Change
Seattle is the greatest city on the planet. Strange as it may seem, there are millions of people that have not been enlightened to this basic truth. I have helpfully compiled a top 10 list that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt just how awesome Seattle truly is. 10) People in Seattle are more educated and more intelligent than the dim-witted populace of other cities. 9) Not only are we intellectually superior, we are also morally superior. We care about all the important things like saving the planet, stopping global warming, and buying organic. It feels good to be so good...
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