Neighbors that Want Their Cats to Stay in One Piece Need to Keep Them Out of My Dang Yard
I'm a reasonable, tolerant person, but I admit, there are a few things that I do not tolerate: intolerance, coffee beans that are not fair trade and certified organic, Wal*Mart, carbon emissions, the neighbors' gosh darned cats in my yard. In fact, I'm putting out this official warning right now: Neighbors that do not want pieces of their cats to be individually wrapped and delivered on their doorstep need to keep them the heck out of my yard.