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I Can Eat This Entire Burger in One Bite
You see this burger? The one right here in front of me, sitting on my plate? I can eat this entire burger in one bite. That's right; I can just pop the whole thing right into my mouth and scarf it down all at once. You don't believe me? Well, that's a crucial error on your part. I know my mouth better than I know the back of my hand, and certainly well enough to make an accurate assessment of how much food it can or cannot hold at one time.