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Nickels: Seattle #1 Bestest City in Universe
Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels' extended his recent streak of secreting pure, unfiltered awesomeness on Wednesday by officially declaring Seattle as the Number One Bestest City in the Entire Universe—For All Time. The bold call comes hot on the heels of his proclamation that the city's response to the Colossal Blizzard Whiteout of Aught-Eight deserves a B, widely considered by critics to be his most delightfully bizarre move to date.