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Burien Emo Still Recovering from Awful Thanksgiving
Nearly one week after attending a big family get-together in the Portland area, 20-year-old Burien emo Nathan Peters is reportedly only halfway through the process of emotional detox. It's just so much to try to handle all at once, you know? Said Peters. All these happy relatives and so-called friends that have oh so much to be thankful for that they feel the need to mercilessly rub it in my face for three days straight every November.