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New Study Proves the Extreme Benefits of Speeding
A new study released Friday finally proves what most Americans behind the wheel already knew: speeding saves time. Specifically, speeding was found to save the average American roughly two minutes every day. This number was determined by analyzing vast amounts of data and performing deeply complicated calculations—it definitely was not pulled out of thin air. The Loon Institute for Calculative Knowledge (LICK)—a highly regarded and definitely not fictitious think tank—conducted the rigorous study of the nation's drivers...