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Officials Shocked to Discover Sex Acts for Sale at Strip Club
Documents filed in federal court on Monday revealed the results of an extensive law enforcement investigation into a series of strip clubs across King, Pierce, and Snohomish counties. Officials were shocked to learn that performers at the clubs were not only being paid to sensually remove all their clothes in private one-on-one shows, but it turns out they were also performing illegal naughty deeds for money as well. It really was surprising, said one FBI agent who declined to give his name. I mean, who would have guessed that when you pay young girls to dance around naked in front of a bunch of horny men, they end up disregarding the 'look but don't touch' laws?