Snowy Apocalypse Descends Upon Puget Sound
In an unmistakable sign of God's anger toward the numerous and flagrant sins of the greater Seattle region, a storm of heavy snow and lightning descended upon the area the evening of April 18th. Nude bicycle parades, gay newspapers, and an extreme idolization of coffee are all abominations to me, said The Almighty. And don't even get me started on that terrible stank they got going on down in Tacoma.