Brutally Beat the Winter Doldrums. To Death.
Ahh, winter. That glorious season of 8-hour daylight, bitterly cold nights, endless rain, and obligated time spent tolerating relatives. What's not to love about it? Of course, there are some people who tend to get down in the dumps as winter rolls around, and even though the staff here at The Naked Loon is insensitive, detached, and evil, we're not the type to rub our winter-blues-immunity in others' faces.