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New Reality Show to Pre-Place Blame for Area Disasters
An exciting new television series set right here in Seattle is scheduled to begin this off-season, and The Naked Loon is here to bring you the scoop. Everyone knows someone that has been affected by some type of disaster: earthquakes, hurricanes, tornados, Republicans... Here in the Northwest we've been fortunate not to have been struck by many extreme disasters, but every time we hear of catastrophes like a big earthquake in Asia or yet another monster attack on New York City, we can't help but wonder: what if a big disaster struck here? The answer to that question is simple: we are thoroughly screwed. However...