Gorge Amphitheatre to be Moved to Seattle
Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels announced an exciting new plan today by the city to relocate the Gorge Amphitheatre from the backward rural central Washington village of George to the glistening progressive urban utopia of Seattle. Seattle is the best place in the State of Washington for entertainment, said Nickels, so it just makes sense that we should have the state's best concert venue located here in our fair city.