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Disney Launches Naughty Toddlers Scared Straight Service
In a press release Thursday, The Walt Disney Company announced the launch of a new scared straight service for naughty toddlers that will debut in seven markets across the country, including Seattle. Our proactive and highly efficient business model bypasses the usual parental notifications, said the statement from Disney's corporate office. We locate misbehaving children, scare them straight, and then bill the parents afterward.