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Pants are Non-Negotiable: A Letter to My 3-Year-Old
Dear 3-year-old, I love you to the moon and back, to infinity and beyond, more than words can ever express... but we have to talk. We need to talk about pants. Yes, pants. And, more specifically, I'd like to talk about your pants. Do you see these things right here? Those things are called pants. And the thing about pants is that everyone wears them. Why? Well, folks wear pants for a lot of different reasons, including: Warmth Comfort Modesty Hygiene For the comfort of all those other pants-sportin' people around you Because it's a law You have an entire drawer filled with options with which to cover your biscuits. You