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Donald Trump's Hair Lives in my Backyard! | Mind Your Dirt
I'll bet you didn't know that once Donald Trump is done after a busy day of being the nations Orange Hitler, he likes to come home and relax. Let his hair down if you will. Orange Hitler and his escaping hair creature. The problem is, once his hair is down, it leaps off his skull and meanders its way to my backyard. Once it's here, I like to call it Piper the silkie hen. One of my prized chickens. And I feed her and love her more than any other chicken/douchebag hair piece I've ever known. I try oh so hard to not get political on this gardening blog. Mostly because you didn't come here to hear the rants that I typically reserve for the poor saps that are around me all day long. I try to keep Mind Your Dirt and James Gielow ever so slightly separated. Sometimes things slip through the cracks. Like today when I caught Piper taking the most adorable dirt bath ever. She was just happy as a pig in shit to be digging and scratching and slathering filth all up in her fuzzy britches. It's