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black friday/buy nothing day: zombie stampede & guns tax-free - Media Monarchy
predicting today's zombie uprising,another cutting piece from the onion:wal-mart's prices undercut by wal-mart dumpster 2 deaths result from wal-mart stampedefrom nydailynews: A worker died after being trampled and a woman miscarried when hundreds of shoppers smashed through the doors of a Long Island Wal-Mart Friday morning, witnesses said. The unidentified worker, employed as an overnight …