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Midway to Paradise (So Near, Yet So Far Away) | marksimpson.com
Mark Simpson finds Midway ‘dumb, numb and empty of cum‘ When I went to see Roland Emmerich’s teensploitation flick Midway this week I had low expectations. In fact, they were so low I almost ran aground on the way to the multiplex. Emmerich, the director-writer responsible for blockbusters such as Independence Day, Stargate, and The Day After [...]