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Britain's Got Tarty (& Chris Hemsworth's Got Codpiece) | marksimpson.com
I always used to wonder when watching gay porn in the 1990s how the deuce the models managed to get their pants over their chunky butch boots without removing them. Now of course every straight male from South London learns how to do this before they can legally drink in pubs – as ‘Forbidden Nights’, an act … … Continue reading →