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ULTIMATE SURRENDER TAG-TEAM FEATHERWEIGHTS FIGHT & FIST TO THE BITTER END - Lynsey G
Team Yellow: Gia "The Fountain" DiMarco and Lyla "The Jaguar" Storm Last night’s live tag team match-up of the featherweights, broadcast live on Kink.com from the Armory in San Francisco, was one hell of a match, ladies and gents! Yours truly was there with bells on to get a peek at the smallest and toughest girls from the internet grapple, grope, and fuck each other into submission right before her very eyes, and the eyes of hundreds of other screaming fans. Personally, I was super-excited: not only is the spectacle of wrestling always kind of homoerotic and therefore exciting anyway, but the women wrestling last night were all under 105 pounds; they were MY SIZE! I have long maintained that I’m tough as really small, pointy nails and that nobody should take my diminutive size for weakness, so watching the tiny ladies of Team Blue (Serena Blair & Emma Haize) take on the equally little ladies of Team Yellow (Gia DiMarco and Lyla Storm) was so validating for oft-mocked, Napoleon-complex-bearing, 95-pound me. Team Blue: Serena "The Jockey" Blair and Emma "The Haizer" Haize And what a match it was! For serious, you guys, they were tied neck-in-neck for the first [...]