LASCIVIOUS LAW ENFORCEMENT - "But...Everyone Else Is Doing It!" - Lynsey G
Oh, officers of the law, what kind of slimy behavior won’t you resort to when your pigskin is on the line? We’re not sure if all you randy readers out there heard the story a few weeks back about the porn-viewing police officer, but we here at WHACK! sure did. We never miss out on a chance to make fun of the filthy fuzz. We thought it was funny enough to chuckle about when Juvenile Officer Billy Hurst of the Clinton, Illinois Police department was fired — via a unanimous vote by the Clinton Police and Fire Commission — earlier this year for watching around 27 hours of “hardcore pornography” on his police cruiser’s computer while on duty. But we didn’t think it necessarily warranted his arrest here on our pages. After all, if our job was radar-timing backwoods Midwest hicks all day, we’d probably jerk our gherkins most of the time, too. It was even funnier when it came to light that the same officer had gotten himself into hot water in 2003 for exposing himself to a bar full of people (no charges were filed, of course, in deference to his loyal service to the department, but we’re [...]