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BEAUTIFUL PORN — by Camille Crimson - Lynsey G
[Editorial Note: We’re not entirely sure how we got so lucky, but the sex goddess and beautiful red-headed blowjob expert Camille Crimson has agreed to write a guest column on WHACK! Magazine for all you rabid, randy fans! Here is installment number one: “Beautiful Porn.” It’s almost as beautiful as Camille herself… Almost.] When you think about porn, chances are that “beautiful” doesn’t come to mind. Maybe beautiful women, but the porn itself isn’t likely to be considered as such. In terms of mainstream porn, the industry has come to a place where most releases are very similar. Sure, some may have a story line, some may have a specific fetish and some may even be a parody, but pretty much else stays the same. From an aesthetic standpoint, the camera work is fairly static, or obnoxiously shaky if it’s made to seem like it’s an amateur production. The sets, the outfits, the make-up, the body types… It’s mostly very homogenous. My bigger complaint comes from the sex, though. It’s so rare that you see a real connection. Frequently the performers lack any sort of spark and it translates into this real vacancy or even deadness in their eyes. I [...]