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October 3, 2017: Garlic! Monsters! Dark Matter! Suji! | Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog
The elderly lady beside me stepped up to the display table, dipped a chip into the sauce, and popped it into her mouth. As she chewed, her face contorted and she made a noise, sort of a cross between a whoop and a wail. She muttered something and marched off in a huff. “She was…