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September 23, 2013: The Supermovie of the Week Club reconvenes! Cookie Monster reviews Black Scorpion! | Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog
Boy, dere be nothing worse den doing someting really embarrassing like slipping on a banana peel and falling down a flight of stairs or making a really shitty movie. Fortunately, dere be convenient way to cover such faux-pas. Just adopt ye old “Me meant to do dat!” excuse. Ie – Rosita burn down Mr. Hooper’s…