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September 9, 2013: The Supermovie of the Week Club reconvenes! Cookie Monster reviews The Guyver! | Joseph Mallozzi's Weblog
Movie begin wit an opening scroll, just like Star Wars. Unlike Star Wars, however, opening scroll accompanied by voice-over because Guyver fans either illiterate or too damn lazy to read. As far as info dumps go, dis be as big a dump as a movie can take. We learn dat dere be creatures living among…