Fleet Marine Life #21 – Dinner's On Me | iHateTheUSMC
Oh, how I have been lured by the song of the sirens! This has only happened to me a few times in my life. Unfortunately, it all happened with other Marines. Another Marine and I were bored in the barracks. I had money to burn so I said, "Hey, let's go to the local shooting range. You drive me there and I'll pay for everything. I expect to spend two to three hundred dollars." We went there, shot off a lot of rounds and used a lot of different weapons. After I paid the $200 bill, my buddy said, "Hey, lets go to this all-you-can-eat sushi place. I'll pay for it." I was excited because I love sushi. We went there, sat down and ordered a few things. He got a text message from his girl. He looked at it, then he looked at me and said, "Hey, I got to go." I replied, "But we just got here!" "Yeah, but I got to go." "Fine, just pay the bill." He took out his wallet, opened it up, looked in it, paused for a few seconds, looked at me and said, "Dawg… I ain't got no money." I laughed and then