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The War On Halloween
Ms. Anderson's voice grated. "Are you enjoying trunk-or-treat, Billy? You make such a cute angel!" She handed him several cubes of low-fat, low-sugar, low-taste caramel.Billy scowled. "I wanted to be a werewolf."Billy's mother blanched. "Billy, is that any way to be on Beggar's Night?"Bil