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To the Douchepuppet Who Almost Hit Me at Kroger
Hey dude. Didn't mean to scare you. At least, I'm hoping you were scared when I asked you what had gotten you in such a hurry that you almost rear ended me in that parking lot. See, I'm a writer. And you weren't headed to a hospital or anything, or even going very fast once you got on the street. Ma