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HALLOWEEN IS FOR BABIES AND DRAG QUEENS AND I AM NOT DOING THIS WITH YOU
Hallowe’en is bullshit and I will no longer be silenced. On my next birthday I will be 986 years old, so I have lived through several Hallowe’ens and I have had fun on exactly two of them, one of which ended with me wandering around Boystown for 45 minutes sobbing in my 1983 Madonna costume becaus