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You won the first round, but it's not over, revolving security door. OK, you are a machine, and I'm merely a human. So, I guess it's probably over. - Exaggerated for Effect
The revolving security door at my office rejected me last Friday. It flashed green when I swiped my badge tricking me into entering its little tube of contained crap-air, and then halfway through my journey to the other side, it stopped completely, trapping me with nowhere to go, and started belting out an alarming noise…Read More