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Why is it that every day when you sensibly open your yoghurt with it facing away from you it opens fine and doesn’t make a mess, but on the very rare occasions that you forget and absent-mindedly open it facing you, you are 100% GUARANTEED that it will spurt all over you and make a mess?
It’s true. It’s sod’s law, and it happens to all of us. Except it isn’t just sod’s law. The fact that it happens EVERY DAMN TIME is proof in itself that there are greater forces at work here.…