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The Austin Chronicles: The Move Part 1 (In Which the Author Discusses His Own Assholery, His Ridiculous Philosophical Code, Opinion-Sharers, His Theory on Armadillos as Dinosaur Possums, and the Startling Revelation That, Yes, It’s Hot in Texas)
(Read Part 2 and/or Part 3) There are several things you need to know before reading this blawg post. Number 1 (and this is by far the most important): I am an asshole. I’m not the kind of as…