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Tips on Not Going to Jail on a Friday - Carrie Jones Books
1. When you say “hi” to a mean lady while perusing the turnips in the produce section and she TOTALLY ignores you, pretend she did not hear you. Do not decide she is rude. Do not throw a turnip at her. This counts as an assault, possibly with a deadly weapon, depending on the hardness … Continue reading "Tips on Not Going to Jail on a Friday"