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DESPERATE CHILDREN'S BOOK WRITER DECIDES TO COMMIT FELONIES - Carrie Jones Books
NICE TOWN, MAINE — Today, children’s author Willow Whitehouse decided to commit some hardcore felonies in hopes of landing an elusive book contract. Her first illegal act consisted of running naked down Main Street screaming, “I’m bad! I’m bad! Give me a contract! Sign me, baby! Sign me!” “Look,” she told local reporters after her naked fun fest. “I’m … Continue reading "DESPERATE CHILDREN’S BOOK WRITER DECIDES TO COMMIT FELONIES"