Taps for Earthlings, Part 2 - Captivated Chat: Super scary ghost stories!
Imagine there's no Earthlings, it isn't hard to do, as our alien visitors indicate. They foresee no future for our planet, except in digitalized records to remember us by, an archive they have begun to compile. Records of everything from baseball statistics to tap-dance steps are being gathered. But what steps can a baseball analyst take to head off our planetary expungement, and rescue his tap-dancing spouse?