Taps for Earthlings, part two of four: aliens seek to archive all essential human knowledge to prepare for Earth's destruction
Imagine there's no Earthlings, it isn't hard to do, as our alien visitors indicate. They foresee no future for our planet, except in digitalized records to remember us by, an archive they have begun to compile. Records of everything from baseball statistics to tap-dance steps are being gathered. But what steps can a baseball analyst take to head off our planetary expungement, and rescue his tap-dancing spouse?