My Android app Captivating has this baseball-related story. Let me know how you feel about it.
Imagine there's no Earthlings, it is not hard to do, as our alien visitors see it. They foresee no future for our planet, except in digitalized records, in an archive they have already begun to compile. Archives of everything from baseball statistics to tap-dance steps are being gathered. But what steps can a baseball analyst take to head off planetary expungement, and rescue his tap-dancing spouse?