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Cap'n Quisp
Quisp cereal is not so boldly going where the good Cap’n has most certainly gone before, met a glib omnipotent alien, and adopted an orphan tribble... and named it Polly. The back of the box might be the best ever even sans the nightmare fuel vistas of a snowman charnel house like Cinnamon Vanilla Lucky Charms.