Pic of the Day: “I am to charge you with a holy crusade.” “For the record, I work in an abortion clinic.” “Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one’s even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day.” “New Jersey? That doesn’t sound like much of a crusade.” “Aside from the fine print, that’s it.” “What’s the fine print?” “Stopacoupleofangelsfromenteringandthusnegatingallexistence.” “Wait, wait, wait. Repeat that.” “Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all existence. I hate when people need it spelled out for them.” (20th Anniversary)
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