KKK Endorses Biden | Blue Oklahoma
The Ku Klux Klan has endorsed U.S. Senator Joe Biden for president in 2008. "We need a conservative white Democrat to run the country," the KKK announced. "Perfect!" Ethnic bias, according to the KKK, is party neutral. "Joe Biden shows white Democrats how to think about them," said the KKK in a press release. "Let's face it. As Biden points out, they do not bathe and they do not really speak too well. Barack Obama has changed all that forever." Hillary Clinton and John Edwards are apparently completely in agreement with Biden when he referred to presidential candidate Obama this way: "... you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean that's a storybook, man." (Wink, wink.) According to a KKK spokesdragon, "Yeah, Obama's the first. What's going to happen now that they are going to be talking real good and smelling good and, like, hot? Joe's got a plan." The KKK said,