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THIS IS THE EIGHTIETH ITERATION OF THE TRAPDOOR ARMADA IN PURSUIT OF A TARGET THAT FAIL AT ALL TIMES TO WORK AS DESIGNED IN CONTROL HQ THE LOST MIND ON THE MOVE DEMAND REVENGE FOR HUMILIATION FOR H…