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Friday, June 14th, is Boobday! | A Dissolute Life Means...
Jesus Christ. I cannot be trusted with this blog. How I forgot today was Boobday is beyond me, but maybe not y’all. I assume you’re used to my absent mindedness. Maybe? Hopefully?? In any case, I’m sitting in a parking lot far away from my house after getting my chin whiskers lasered, pecking this out …