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What they want and what they get
What women want What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professional man who will just love them for who they are. What they get What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them only because no other woman wants him. What men want What men want in a woman: A combination of Carol Brady and Pamela Lee Anderson; Wonderful Mom with big hooters and can suck the chrome off a flag pole. What men get What men get: Someone who immediately begins to gain those 80 extra lbs. the moment after she says "I Do", beginning with the wedding cake! Make your friends laugh -> share this post with them:TwitterFacebookRedditPinterestTumblrGoogleEmail No related jokes.