An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed: "Grandson I want you to listen to me. I want you to take my 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me." "But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leave me your Rolex watch instead ?" The Don says: "You listen to me, some day you going to run a business, you going to have a beautiful wife, lots of money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos, some day you going come home and maybe find your wife in bed with another man. What are you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say TIME'S UP !? Make your friends laugh -> share this post with them:TwitterFacebookRedditPinterestTumblrGoogleEmail No related jokes.
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