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The little girl
A 12-year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a motorcycle pulls up beside her and says, "Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says, "Hey kid, I will give you $20 if you hop on the back." "NO!" said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker. The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and Says, "Okay kid, I will give you $30 and a BIG BIG bag Of candy if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride." At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily; "Look, Daddy, YOU bought a Yamaha instead of a Harley so YOU ride it!" Make your friends laugh -> share this post with them:TwitterFacebookRedditPinterestTumblrGoogleEmail No related jokes.