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Don’t wanna ruin dem slippers
An old man goes into a pharmacy to buy Viagra. 'Can I have six tablets cut in quarters?' he asked. 'I can cut them for you' replied the pharmacist, 'but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.' 'I'm 96' said the old man. 'I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' Make your friends laugh -> share this post with them:TwitterFacebookRedditPinterestTumblrGoogleEmail No related jokes.