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Hunting trip
A man and his wife were enjoying dinner when his wife asked him "Honey, what would you like for your birthday?". The man said that he would like her to go hunting with him, as it is his favorite thing to do and she has never gone with him. Much to his delight, she says that she would love to go with him this Saturday. Saturday morning comes and the man's alarm clock goes off at 3:30am. He leans over to give his wife and kiss and inform her that it is time to get up, to which she replies "please, can I sleep in 30 more minutes?". The man says "Okay, I am going to go load up the truck, I will be back." 30 minutes later the man comes back into the room and says "Honey it is time to get up now.". She replies "I am so tired, would you be upset if I just stayed home?". The man says "God dammit this is my birthday present, but if you don't want to go, fine. I won't force you, but you are going to pick one of these 3 options as my present. 1. You get out of bed and [...]