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Three of the best surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in the world. In one operation, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them and eight months later he performed brilliantly at a sold-out concert at Carnegie Hall.”. The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them and two years later he won a Gold Medal in a track and field event in the Olympics.”. The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a crazy man rode a horse head-on into a train traveling eighty miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now, he's the President of the United States!" Make your friends laugh -> share this post with them:TwitterFacebookRedditPinterestTumblrGoogleEmail No related jokes.