Ask for a pencil …
Two gay men are on a plane. Their names were Justin and Ryan. "Dude, what if we had sex?" asks Justin. "You crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it." "Man, nobody is even paying attention to anything. Look!" Justin stands up and asks loudly: "Could I have a pencil, please?" Nobody gives a damn. Everyone is sleeping, reading, looking out the window, etc. "They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Ryan. So Justin and Ryan have wild sex on the plane. Later, when the plane arrives at the airport and the people are leaving, the stewardess sees an old man who threw up all over his shirt, even his pants are soaking in the filth. "Sir, you should've asked for a bag!" "I didn't dare" whispers the old man. "A few rows ahead I saw a man asking for a pencil and he got fucked in the ass". Make your friends laugh -> share this post with them:TwitterFacebookRedditPinterestTumblrGoogleEmail No related jokes.
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