Toilet jokes lol
I was in the mall and needed to use the public restroom. I had just barely sat down on the commode when I heard a voice in the other stall next to mine. Stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: (embarrassed) "Ummmm...Doin' fine, I guess!" Stall: "So what are you up to?" Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" Me: (attitude) "No you can't! I'm a little busy right now!" Stall: (momentary silence) "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!" Make your friends laugh -> share this post with them:TwitterFacebookRedditPinterestTumblrGoogleEmail No related jokes.
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